You no fools in the world is to make things sideways that's the best story I just heard this great news great Oh quick stories are the best hmm man not again I accidentally dropped my homework in there sided Oh Eric this kid Nick reached in there once he got garbage heads for a bun class who can tell me the answer to this equation really here better use this thanks Eric no problem Eric hmm garbage hands have you heard that story about nicking that big can of beans hey that reminds me of that Nick story gotta go gotta go see you can't go in there it's the cows bathroom yeah so this kid Nick went in there once and he was never the same again after that every time someone made him laugh squirt it out of your ears of course I hear that ear milk is quite tasty mmm ear milk whatever I know there's no 19th floor but I still think I can reach it but don't you remember what happened to Nick let's go back I've been hearing these stories forever about this Nick kid and you know what there is no Nick great I'll prove it he's not any of the school yearbooks what about the wig book the yearbooks that come out each week check them nothing there either and the wayside minute books yeah but what's up with these how ah wow those books are really up-to-date see no Nick I checked the school's records just5more Bennett's bug I also checked the lost and found nope nope definitely not and I didn't find a thing that belonged to Nick I even asked baby to sketch Nick yeah that's definitely his hair we can't bigger key ooh how about some pointy ears but no one could agree on what Nick look like and ladies and gentlemen do you know why because Nick is just some myth kids made up to explain things they don't understand I don't understand see my point exactly he can blame Nick use them as an excuse or just have some fun at his expense that doesn't prove anything it especially doesn't prove anything about Nick in the 19th floor never happened it's impossible like most of his stories watch see it can't be done the stories of fake so is the myth that's not how Nick did it is it of course not Todd you really need to get your facts straight oh is that right I'll show you some facts about Nick in the can of beans story see Nick didn't turn into a giant bean monster well it was a different can of beans and you still didn't prove anything okay but I can disprove that Nick's story about the cow bathroom don't you know what happened when Nick went in there I do hmm ear milk oh brother Todd you can't go in there I may never see you again I'll be fine Maurice yeah like I said these nick stories are fake but you don't know that for sure joy what if this is our last moment together I can't let you go in there without one special case Oh huh what's the big deal I can't believe he's gone I'll never wash this fist again Oh to live to love too much if all too much hey god you're alive I'm ready for my heir me now no it's not like that at all it's just a plain old bathroom in there that some...
